Sarah Silverman breaks up with Jimmy Kimmel for Matt Damon

I’m not a huge Sarah Silverman fan, and Kimmel’s best work was on The Man Show. But, this video was awesome! Lots of beeping going on, so technically I suppose it’s ok for work, but you know… Anyway, I laughed hysterically once the hook became apparent. Enjoy! Why is this on a blog about Florida? [...]

Scratch my nuts

Mr. Fab, can you account for your whereabouts on the day this video was taken? Can you imagine asking a Florida Highway Patrolman to scratch your nuts? I mean, after you’re in handcuffs?

Redneck Rocket Launcher

Having spent my formative years in rural Florida, I am familiar with the type of gentlemen depicted in this video. I’m not saying I’m initimately familiar or anything, but I’ve woken up in the middle of pastures with cows grazing by my head. Twice. So, the only thing in this video that surprised me is [...]

Only in FLA: St. Johns County Commissioner Threatens Old Man With Forcible Sodomy

Wow. I don’t have a clue what drove St. John’s County Commissioner Ben Rich to jump on this guy. For all I know, Bud Markel could be the biggest jerk on the planet. What isn’t in doubt is that it’s pretty inappropriate to threaten a citizen with anal rape. Let’s go to the tape: Ben [...]

Go slow and live a sun dog's life

Buddy, a Florida Sun Dog, knows how to go slow like the MadGringo.

Freeze It made my daughter a Wii Champion!

 She caught a cramp playing tennis, tried Freeze It for a little topical pain relief, and took home the hardware!

When Bloggers Gather

Colleen and the "team" at Sweet Ass Productions deserve a big hand for taking time off from their usual production of internet MILF porn videos to pull this together. Yeah right, with a name like "Sweet Ass Productions", you expect me to believe they do mainstream videos? Pffffttt! Cheryl and Fab really looked bored. I [...]

Only in FLA: Idiot University Student

Yeah, you knew I couldn’t stay away from this bit about the UF student (here’s his website, by the way) that got tasered at a speech by John Kerry. A lot of people are jumping to his defense, but I watched the video below and thought he was a total douchebag – rude, monopolizing the [...]

Car donations

Several weeks ago, I wrote about my experience donating a car to charity, in relation to a post about donating a boat to charity. tonight, I want to highlight an organization that donates vehicles. You could do what I did and scour the web and the yellow pages for an organization that is willing, worthy and qualified [...]

The things girls do for whipped cream on Spring Break

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