Jan
23
Most people know I’m a Gator fan. I don’t pretend anything else.
Now, we’re hearing reports that Urban Meyer contacted the girlfriend of a recruit, who is also a gymnast and probably a legitimate scholarship athlete herself, supposedly to recruit her with the idea that she and the football recruit would probably accept scholarships together.
Maybe not such a big deal?
Think again.
Here’s why it IS a big deal: The NCAA has rules in place to prevent coaches from recruiting for other sports to prevent undeserving athletes from receiving scholarships as part of a “package” to get the more-desired athlete signed. Suppose this gymnast was not a legitimate Division 1 athlete? Suppose she’s Division II at best? Now, Florida would be providing extra inducements to get the football recruit, a big no-no.
Personally, I think this is an innocent case; it appears the gymnast is a legitimate Division I athlete, and would have received a scholarship offer from a number of schools. In fact, she was apparently competing for UCLA in 2006, prior to transferring to a junior college. So, I think it’s probably a case of no-harm, no-foul.
BUT, if it’s true, it’s a violation, and it gives the perception of a program tip-toeing the ethical line. Given that there are so many more ways to accomplish the same goal - getting both athletes to UF - this is a pretty dumb mistake.
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Dec
13
Tim Tebow Sweats Gatorade
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From the Tim Tebow Facts website, some of my favorites:
- Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.
- What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
- Tim Tebow sweats Gatorade.
- Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.
Yeah, it’s a total rip-off of the Chuck Norris site, but occasionally you find a new one. Maybe the Gatorade one. I don’t care, they’re funny.
More "Tim Tebow" Posts
- The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post
- Tim Tebow Sweats Gatorade
Dec
9
The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post
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It is obligatory these days when writing about Tim Tebow that one include a photo of him with his Heisman Trophy wife.
I admit it. I am one jealous, fat, middle-aged man.
So, anyway, congratulations to Tim Tebow of THE University of Florida. For a sophmore on a 3-loss team to win the Heisman, it’s a testament to him that the Heisman voters perceive him to be the best player in college football. Well done, Gator Nation is proud of you, don’t show up against Michigan fat and slow like Troy Smith did in the National Championship game last year.
And, stay away from the girls that have received more than their share of God’s blessings. They’re bad for the legs. Makes ‘em weak.
More "Tim Tebow" Posts
- The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post
- Tim Tebow Sweats Gatorade
Dec
7
Florida Memorabilia
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Florida memorabilia and collectibles are hot right now.
Nov
24
Tebow for Heisman
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Hey, the guy has made it tough for the Heisman voters, that’s for sure. They may not want to give it to a sophomore, but THAT’s the only reason they have at this point. Tonight’s game against FSU was pure artistry, 50+ TDs by any player is unheard of in a college season.
I’m a Florida fan, but haven’t necessarily been a Tebow fan, but there isn’t any way to deny this guy his due.
Nov
19
Vacation rental homes in Florida (and other places too!): Easy money
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I have written before about my parents’ having a vacation home in North Carolina. They’re at a point in their lives where they are trying to decide if they are going to keep it or sell it due to retirement and health problems - they just can’t get away as much as they hoped.
I say, why not do both? Keep it AND sell it - or, rent it for a bit, that is. Did you know that you can list your vacation rental and reach 25 million travelers? They bought their North Carolina mountain vacation home many years ago and are fortunate enough to have a mortgage payment of $400, give or take. Do you realize what 2 bedroom mountain vacation rental cabins go for?
About $2,400 per month.
They’re leaving a lot of money on the table, aren’t they? When you advertise your vacation home rental, you get access to a worldwide market, the same way a hotel would. You can list on 4 vacation rental websites for one price and centrally manage your inquiries and listing,
ensuring you reach the maximum audience with your vacation home.
The Florida vacation rental market is especially attractive thanks to the abundance of attractions in this state. Disney World, Sea World, Universal Studios, and the rest that Orlando has to offer create built-in demand for Orlando and Disney vacation rentals. While the rent you charge as a homeowner will easily cover your mortgage AND provide a generous profit, in most cases it will be cheaper than hotels for tourists. And with 0% commissions on vacation rentals bookings, you really can’t go wrong.
Maybe you have a beachfront vacation rental property in Destin or Panama City? Perhaps you’re a snowbird with a vacation rental in St. Petersburg or Ft. Lauderdale? You should give it some thought, and if you decide the extra money will come in handy, join the world’s largest vacation rental network with over 100,000 vacation rentals.
Nov
17
So, I had my Georgia post nearly done, so I’m posting it before I post my NC post - sue me!
Anyhoo, the Florida-Georgia rivalry extends well beyond the football field, and despite the classless display by those dastardly Bulldogs in Jacksonville, whupping up on our beloved Gators then rubbing it in their faces like that, it’s pretty well-established that Florida is better than Georgia.
For instance:
- Oranges taste better than peaches.
- Georgia - Six Flags; Florida - Disney, Epcot, Universal, etc.
- Georgia was settled as a penal colony. Therefore, all Georgians are criminals.
- Georgia sucks. How do you think Florida stays attached to the mainland.
- Parts of Florida have been ruled under 7 flags. Parts of Georgia have been ruled under 6 flags. Therefore, Florida is more desirable.
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy florida woman” you get this:
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy Georgia woman” you get this:
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Nov
1
Thank you!
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While I’m nowhere close to the traffic circles Mr. Fab, Colleen, and Kat run in, I’m happy with my little corner of the blogosphere at Florida Sun Dog. October was a great month, with 1600+ visits and 5600+ pageviews. While I didn’t post every day, I still managed to post 30 times so ‘yay me’. After destroying my feeds during my last hosting move, a lot of you are coming back and I’m thankful to see that. Hope I can write enough good stuff to keep y’all around.
Man, times like this I’m so grateful for politicians that threaten old men with anal rape, and those that are willing to pay for it in park bathrooms.
Y’all come back now, y’heah?
Oct
30
Scratch my nuts
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Mr. Fab, can you account for your whereabouts on the day this video was taken?
Can you imagine asking a Florida Highway Patrolman to scratch your nuts? I mean, after you’re in handcuffs?
Oct
28
No one under the age of 30 should be allowed to vote
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From the Florida Times-Union in Jacksonville, where Recount, a movie about the 2000 election, is being filmed:
OVERHEARD
Don’t know much about recent history
Two 20-somethings chatting in a San Marco bakery earlier this week.
First guy: They’re filming some stuff for that HBO movie Recount today.
Second guy: Yeah, I saw the crew working on signs. Why are they setting up so much stuff to make it look like everything is happening in Palm Beach?
