Dec
7
Can we really say we were surprised?
After all, isn’t the release of a sex tape part of the standard Hollywood roadmap to success?
- Get kind of known for something… anything.
- Get arrested.
- Go to rehab.
- Keep getting arrested.
- Release your sex tape.
- Superstar!
Yes, Jessica Sierra, world-renowned theme park singer, has a sex tape. Allegedly. It’’s going to be released at the beginning of the upcoming Idol season. Allegedly.
Hey, I can enjoy a good sex tape with the best of ‘em, but I can honestly say that I have zero desire to see this one. Something about that post-coital cigarette-in-bath scene is turning me off. Well, that and the mug shot from a couple days ago.
More "Hot Women in Jail" Posts
- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol - The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Dec
6
Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
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I’m scratching my head over all of this.
Let me start by saying that if you’re a teacher and you have sex with your 14 year old student, you should go to jail, and your time there should be VERY unpleasant.
So, a couple days ago, while Debra Lafave was getting a ton of (unwanted) attention for breaking the terms of her house arrest and probation for having sex with a 14 year old male student, another female Hillsborough County teacher was sentenced to 3 years in prison for having sex with a 14 year old female student.
Huh?
Let’s face it, everyone was saying at the time that if any male teacher did what Debra Lafave did, he’d be in prison. Now Jaymee Wallace gets arrested for the same crime, with her now 20 year old victim asking for leniency on her behalf, and she goes to prison.
And Debra Lafave walked free? Is it because she’s attractive? Is it because her victim was male? Is it because she supposedly has manic-depressive disorder? Would this make a difference if a male teacher had sex with a female student?
I’ll go out on a limb and say no to that last question. He’d be in jail.
You can read the original report from when Jaymee Wallace was arrested at Smoking Gun. If the report is accurate, and apparently the court and Jaymee Wallace say it is, she deserves jail. Man, there was a lot of lesbian sex going on at Wharton High School.
They didn’t do that back when I went to school.
Um, yeah…
More "Hot Women in Jail" Posts
- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol - The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Dec
4
Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
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Word is that Debra Lafave was arrested again. If you don’t recall, she was the teacher in Tampa that had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 14 yr old student.
One time, in an SUV that his 15 yr old cousin drove.
So, she received house arrest and probation, no more teaching, no more contact with anyone under 18. Hey, if it was guy having sex with a 14 yr old girl rather than an insanely (literally) hot young blond woman, he’d have done a little time in a cell with a guy that dressed him up like a kewpie doll.
But whatever. Double-standards abound for a reason, I suppose.
So, she gets arrested again. Oh my! What did she do? Fondle a football player? Kick-it with a cross-country runner? I know, she was digging on a dodgeballer, right?
Nope. She talked to a 17 yr old female coworker about sex.
If that’s an arrestable offense and I’m her, I cut my tongue out. How is anyone supposed to go through life without talking to a coworker?
Of course, I suppose one could argue that she shouldn’t have taken a job where minors might also be employed. I’m just saying.
Update:
Debra Lafave’s probation officer’s case notes can be downloaded here. One excerpt makes me wonder:
What’s redacted? The only time I would expect to see a redaction would be in cases where a minor would be identified, or a privacy issue related to a medical condition.
Hmmmm…
More "Hot Women in Jail" Posts
- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol - The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Dec
3
It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog.
Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point:
Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down in Ybor City in the early morning hours. Bouncers had to get police to get her off the property, but unlike you and me she decided to resist. Reading the arrest report (available here or here), she throws up in the back of the squad car, then offers “to suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail”, then uses the “N” word a couple times on the ride to jail.
Attagirl, way to win friends and influence people.
Just a tip ladies: When offering to give a member of law enforcement the oral magic, it’s best to do so BEFORE vomiting.
More "Hot Women in Jail" Posts
- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol - The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Nov
17
So, I had my Georgia post nearly done, so I’m posting it before I post my NC post - sue me!
Anyhoo, the Florida-Georgia rivalry extends well beyond the football field, and despite the classless display by those dastardly Bulldogs in Jacksonville, whupping up on our beloved Gators then rubbing it in their faces like that, it’s pretty well-established that Florida is better than Georgia.
For instance:
- Oranges taste better than peaches.
- Georgia - Six Flags; Florida - Disney, Epcot, Universal, etc.
- Georgia was settled as a penal colony. Therefore, all Georgians are criminals.
- Georgia sucks. How do you think Florida stays attached to the mainland.
- Parts of Florida have been ruled under 7 flags. Parts of Georgia have been ruled under 6 flags. Therefore, Florida is more desirable.
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy florida woman” you get this:
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy Georgia woman” you get this:
More "7 Reasons Florida is Better Than Everywhere" Posts
Nov
9
Only in FLA: Time to get Grandpa glasses, Duval county school workers a brain
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Grandpa Picks Up Wrong Kid From School
My in-laws pick the kids up from various functions all the time. I can’t imagine this ever happening. Is this guy blond, or just so out of touch with his grandchildren that he doesn’t even know them?
Please Mom, get him to an eye doctor, then introduce him to his grandchildren.
But, the workers that released the wrong kid! The school district said they’re going to be disciplined. I hope that discipline involves firing and reporting them to the authorities for child endangerment. They were lucky the grandfather was “normal” and not some sex predator. LUCKY!
Nov
1
Thank you!
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While I’m nowhere close to the traffic circles Mr. Fab, Colleen, and Kat run in, I’m happy with my little corner of the blogosphere at Florida Sun Dog. October was a great month, with 1600+ visits and 5600+ pageviews. While I didn’t post every day, I still managed to post 30 times so ‘yay me’. After destroying my feeds during my last hosting move, a lot of you are coming back and I’m thankful to see that. Hope I can write enough good stuff to keep y’all around.
Man, times like this I’m so grateful for politicians that threaten old men with anal rape, and those that are willing to pay for it in park bathrooms.
Y’all come back now, y’heah?
Oct
4
To begin with, get your minds out of the gutter.
After I got married, my wife made me start doing things that married men do.
I said to get your minds out of the gutter.
In this case, she made me go to the dentist. When I was a mere lad of ten years of age, or thereabouts, I was playing cowboys and indians with friends in Ft. Lauderdale, and we were carrying those fake muskets you get in Frontierland. We turned a corner and, rather then engage our enemy (a pair of mean 8 year olds), we turned tail to run. Only, we turned in opposite directions, and I got hit in the mouth with a musket. Front tooth out, thank you very much.
The dentist did not want to do a permanent repair because I was still growing and my mouth would change shape, so the repair was shoddy - I was left with a short tooth and a big gap between the front teeth. Fast forward 25 years, and my wife has made me go to the dentist and have thousands of dollars of cosmetic dentistry performed to get that sexy smile you all love. One Christmas eve we were visiting my parents and I was consuming adult beverages. One thing led to another and I retrieved a cold one from the garage, but rather than carry it inside to open the bottle, I went for the frat-boy front-tooth bottle opener. Thousands of dollars of dentistry, gone in 2 seconds. On Christmas eve. Leaving a pointy stump that had been ground down to hold the cap in place. Did I mention - Christmas eve?
Of course, the dentist wasn’t taking emergency calls - for TWO FREAKING WEEKS! I tracked down his home number several days later and he wife refused to even let me speak with him. I wish I knew about Dentemp OS. According to the website, this stuff is used for temporary dental repair. Here’s what they say:
- Provides fast, temporary relief of pain and discomfort.
- Just remove it from its plastic vial and it’s ready to use. No Mess! No Mixing! Several Applications in each vial.
- Replaces lost fillings and may be used to temporarily cement loose crowns.
- You can eat on it within 30 minutes of setting. All products have been tested and fully comply with FDA Regulations for Oral Care.
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to walk around for two weeks with a shark’s tooth sticking out of the front of your mouth? Would I have used this stuff if I’d known about it? You’re damn right I would have.
Sep
7
Movie review - The Bourne Ultimatum
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Stacey and I saw The Bourne Ultimatum last week. I love movies like this, and read books like this, so it’s a slam-dunk that I’m going to like it even when they cast some dude as pretty as Matt Damon to play someone as tough as Jason Bourne.
While they didn’t close the door on future sequels, they did bring some closure to the story in the form of learning how Bourne got this way and who was responsible. There was also a reference to what seemed like a past relationship between Bourne and Nicki, Julia Stiles’ character.
Mmmmmm… Julia Stiles… she wore scarves and overcoats through most of her time in the film and STILL looked way sexier than Franka Potente did half-nekkid in The Bourne Identity…. mmmmm
Some people might not like the brutal violence and extended car chases, but my enjoyment of a movie like this is in direct proportion to the amount of brutal violence and car chases I get. I mean, you go in knowing that’s what you’re going to get, right? This isn’t a romantic comedy, and no one is doing any deep introspection because they have cancer, right? This is action/adventure and suspense, and you get both in spades.
Good stuff, two sun-dog paws up.
Sep
7
Only in FLA: 100 year old man’s DNA strewn all over the room
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If you’re not related to this Florida man with 100 grandchildren, don’t worry - your grandchildren’s grandchildren will be. This is one fertile dude!
I could have 10 kids, but my wife and I have only had sex something like 6 times, so the math just hasn’t worked out.
What? Math isn’t my problem?
