That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.

Can we really say we were surprised? After all, isn’t the release of a sex tape part of the standard Hollywood roadmap to success? Get kind of known for something… anything. Get arrested. Go to rehab. Keep getting arrested. Release your sex tape. Superstar! Yes, Jessica Sierra, world-renowned theme park singer, has a sex tape. [...]

Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she's a lesbian?

I’m scratching my head over all of this. Let me start by saying that if you’re a teacher and you have sex with your 14 year old student, you should go to jail, and your time there should be VERY unpleasant. So, a couple days ago, while Debra Lafave was getting a ton of (unwanted) [...]

Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release

Word is that Debra Lafave was arrested again. If you don’t recall, she was the teacher in Tampa that had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 14 yr old student. One time, in an SUV that his 15 yr old cousin drove. So, she received house arrest and probation, no more teaching, no more contact [...]

Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release

It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog. Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point: Jessica Sierra Arrested Again Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down [...]

7 Reasons Florida is Better Than Georgia

So, I had my Georgia post nearly done, so I’m posting it before I post my NC post – sue me! Anyhoo, the Florida-Georgia rivalry extends well beyond the football field, and despite the classless display by those dastardly Bulldogs in Jacksonville, whupping up on our beloved Gators then rubbing it in their faces like [...]

Only in FLA: Time to get Grandpa glasses, Duval county school workers a brain

Grandpa Picks Up Wrong Kid From School My in-laws pick the kids up from various functions all the time. I can’t imagine this ever happening. Is this guy blond, or just so out of touch with his grandchildren that he doesn’t even know them? Please Mom, get him to an eye doctor, then introduce him [...]

Thank you!

While I’m nowhere close to the traffic circles Mr. Fab, Colleen, and Kat run in, I’m happy with my little corner of the blogosphere at Florida Sun Dog. October was a great month, with 1600+ visits and 5600+ pageviews. While I didn’t post every day, I still managed to post 30 times so ‘yay me’. [...]

One of the dumbest things I ever did with my mouth

  To begin with, get your minds out of the gutter. After I got married, my wife made me start doing things that married men do. I said to get your minds out of the gutter. In this case, she made me go to the dentist. When I was a mere lad of ten years [...]

Movie review – The Bourne Ultimatum

Stacey and I saw The Bourne Ultimatum last week. I love movies like this, and read books like this, so it’s a slam-dunk that I’m going to like it even when they cast some dude as pretty as Matt Damon to play someone as tough as Jason Bourne. While they didn’t close the door on [...]

Only in FLA: 100 year old man's DNA strewn all over the room

If you’re not related to this Florida man with 100 grandchildren, don’t worry – your grandchildren’s grandchildren will be. This is one fertile dude! I could have 10 kids, but my wife and I have only had sex something like 6 times, so the math just hasn’t worked out. What? Math isn’t my problem?