I see this year’s graduates at my Alma Mater are doing their level-best to keep parents on their toes. Dr. Jack Mehoff on Sex Education Now, off to watch Varsity Blues. The strip club scene just came on. Hot for teacher, ya know.

So, I get home from work last week, ready to discipline my oldest GIFTED student for deciding she wasn’t going to do math homework anymore. In an attempt to divert my attention, she started saying “You need to hear what [insert little sister's name] did at school.” I was not to be swayed. Discipline was [...]