Aug
15
So, I’m thinking about declaring this a pre-fab zone - you know, a cheap, mass-produced knock-off of the original.
Take a look over to your right, in the sidebar, where I say I will rarely take time to comment on the world outside of Florida.
This is one of those times.
What is it that could possibly compel me to step out of my geo-centric box? What could possibly be an issue of such import that I must link to it from this page?
As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
It’s over at The Onion, so it isn’t appropriate for those under 18. Mmmmm, quite graphic. I have to admit to squirming a little while reading it.
As is my habit, here is a little cut-n-paste to enjoy:
I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate.
Married men and women get this little joke immediately. Single men and women will need about 10 seconds. You have 6 seconds left.
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Heck yeah, I dugg it.
Aug
14
Why would you want to have her in the first place?
Filed Under Florida Crime, Humor, Jacksonville, News | Leave a Comment
From Jacksonville.com:
$180.000 stolen car revealed by wife
By Dana Treen,
The Times-UnionHell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Because of that, Michael Haytaian hath no car.
When Clay County deputies were called by his wife, who said she had been assaulted by him during an argument over her job at Hooters, they already had enough to put him in jail overnight.
But Heather Haytaian wanted to make sure they had a little more, apparently, and told them she thought the sports car in the garage was stolen.
A $180,000 Aston Martin…
Oh man, if she isn’t gonna help you cover up grand theft auto, she isn’t worth putting in a choke hold, dude.
…Michael Haytaian was released from jail Monday on $2,500 bail on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.Heather Haytaian, meanwhile, said she was planning to pack her belongings.
And she’s keeping the Hummer, she said.
Only married men can truly understand the irony in that last sentence.
Apr
27
Now, every day is Gay-Day at Disney
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My wife forwarded this article to me because she got a kick out of it:
Walt Disney would be horrified at gay marriages in his parks
Yep, WDW is marketing ceremonies for the gay-lesbian crowd. Yep, the same company that used to refuse to acknowledge/recognize the annual Gay-Day event. I used to work at Disney, right out of college. I think this is more about employee relations than customer relations. 
Regardless of how you feel about the issue, you have to admit that the best line in the article was this:
Disney, apparently, has put the “fairy” back in “fairy tale,”
Sounds like the basis of an ad campaign…
[ducking and running]
