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7
Dec
9
The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post
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It is obligatory these days when writing about Tim Tebow that one include a photo of him with his Heisman Trophy wife.
I admit it. I am one jealous, fat, middle-aged man.
So, anyway, congratulations to Tim Tebow of THE University of Florida. For a sophmore on a 3-loss team to win the Heisman, it’s a testament to him that the Heisman voters perceive him to be the best player in college football. Well done, Gator Nation is proud of you, don’t show up against Michigan fat and slow like Troy Smith did in the National Championship game last year.
And, stay away from the girls that have received more than their share of God’s blessings. They’re bad for the legs. Makes ‘em weak.
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Nov
6
A Romantic New Yorker! Who Knew?
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Yes, I know this is a Florida blog. Yes, I know this is a NY-centric post.
So?
Those NY-ers that aren’t already living here soon will be. And this guy needs some support, so check out the drawing of the girl of his dreams. Maybe you know who she is - a family member, a friend, someone you worked with before you dropped the stapler on your foot and filed for 100% disability and moved to Florida.**
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** I met my brother for beers one afternoon and he introduced me to two friends who had moved from New York in recent in years. I automatically asked which one was on disability, because every other New Yorker I meet down here is on disability. The guy who was on disability got offended. Said he’d fallen through a roof and landed on his back while working as a carpenter. Didn’t keep him from deep sea fishing, though.
