I see this year’s graduates at my Alma Mater are doing their level-best to keep parents on their toes. Dr. Jack Mehoff on Sex Education Now, off to watch Varsity Blues. The strip club scene just came on. Hot for teacher, ya know.

This can’t possibly end well.

I’m not a huge Sarah Silverman fan, and Kimmel’s best work was on The Man Show. But, this video was awesome! Lots of beeping going on, so technically I suppose it’s ok for work, but you know… Anyway, I laughed hysterically once the hook became apparent. Enjoy! Why is this on a blog about Florida? [...]

Just insert “Florida” wherever he says Australia; that’s how I feel some days. (Warning: Adult language!)

I’m not much for pondering past accomplishments as the list is long and distinguished, much like my johns-… Sorry. Had a Top Gun moment there. I’ve been distracted by all the craziness that is Tom Cruise the past few days. Anyway, I was looking into why Pokerstars was all of a sudden sending me free [...]

So that @#$%^&!!!! Cheryl tagged me. To Please the Sponsors – The Rules: 1- Link to the person’s blog who tagged you. 2- Post these rules on your blog. 3- List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself. 4- Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs. [...]

So the judge ruled that Debra Lafave violated her probation, but added no punishment because it wasn’t willful or substantial. I like it. Soloman-esque. But the part I like most: According to the violation report, what she did is considered a “Violation of Condition 69“. Must. not. make. sophomoric. pun…

Robert at middlezonemusings.com left a comment on my post regarding why Florida is superior to North Carolina, about why Texas is better than both places. I promised myself that Texas would be addressed very quickly, so here it is: 7 Reasons Florida is Better Than Texas NASA Headquarters is in Houston, TX. NASA launches rockets [...]

Because the local news (and some asshat blogger) will publish your name, Joseph Michael Votta, for allegedly stealing a copy of Teenage Brotha Lovers #9 (much better than Teenage Brotha Lovers #8, IMO) from a store in Spring Hill, Florida. Man, don’t you know, you’re supposed to steal other things, sell them, THEN use THAT [...]