Nov
27
Only in FLA: (Drunken) Parents of the Year
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Why we insist on allowing EVERYONE with penis and a uterus to breed is beyond me.
It’s a shame the kids are the ones that have to suffer. I mean, really, what kind of parents get so wasted on a Saturday with their kids that they black out WHILE DRIVING HOME and can’t even remember what day it is?
Seriously, there is a class of stupidity so egregious it ought to be a zero-tolerance category when it comes to keeping custody of your kids.
Oct
30
Scratch my nuts
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Mr. Fab, can you account for your whereabouts on the day this video was taken?
Can you imagine asking a Florida Highway Patrolman to scratch your nuts? I mean, after you’re in handcuffs?
Oct
4
Only in FLA: Just another night out with the boys
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God, is it wrong that I love slapping together these “Only in FLA” stories?
Here’s a beauty that could have been any of a dozen guys I grew up with over in Brooksville. I’m not surprised it happened, I’m just surprised the guy lives in a city. When I saw his photo my heart leapt, because he bears a striking resemblance to someone I expect to hate for the rest of my life, but alas, it was not to be. A guy can still have dreams, can’t he?
Man arrested after chase swigs beer, flips off cops
Jul
8
We start ‘em young down here in FLA:
MIAMI (Reuters) - An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car…
…The young driver, who lived nearby in Perdido Key, Florida,…
I don’t envy her parents as she heads into her teens. Wild-child… whatever will become of her…
Good luck, folks…
Jun
25
Only in FLA: Stupid Crimes
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True Florida crime stories. Sad, but true:
Yahtzee game results in murder
Suspected drunk driver hits deputy
Woman thought she was being courted by Mets pitcher
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