I think it was him, anyway. White guy, white hair, beard. Oh yeah, Kenny shaved the beard when he got the face lift, didn’t he? Hmmm… maybe it was Papa… *** Oh yeah, I don’t give a crap what Simon said – that David Cook kicked ass on Idol tonight! None of the girls are [...]

Man, I’ve got to be careful how I word these things. But, local news websites, Fox News, and TMZ are all reporting that sweet l’il Jessica is on a pregnancy diet between bars. Daddy is supposed to be a rapper. I half expected it to be a cop. But, I guess you can’t get preggers [...]

It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog. Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point: Jessica Sierra Arrested Again Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down [...]