There’s no better way to get back in the Florida-flow than to find a really good “Only in FLA” story. From Hernando County, home of the Fightin’ Leopards and the place I will always consider home, comes one of the more stupid arrest stories since the guy that got arrested for stealing oranges from his [...]

I really need to get back to church. Relevant Church in Ybor City has issued a challenge: Married couples should have sex for the next 30 days, singles should practice abstinence for 30 days. The purpose is to bring intimacy back to couples. Sounds good to me – honey? Check it out at http://www.30daysexchallenge.com. Something [...]

I remember this guy when he was a reporter for Bay News 9 in Tampa. I remember being quite unimpressed with him. I know everyone is shocked – the DCF spokesman charged with child sex abuse. The agency admitting that there are documents missing from his employment file, and their admission they didn’t know he [...]

So, there was this guy last week, goes to a drive-thru at McDonald’s in Jacksonville. Driving away, he checks his order and discovers the crew forgot his two orders of fries. Obviously, something must be done. After all, we’re talking about two orders of fries, not just one. And I’ll give you two guys, a [...]

First we had the crazy old lady filing charges against her tangerine-stealing neighbor. Now, GPS equipped baby Jesus foils thief

It’s been a while since I had a “juicy” Only-in-FLA post, and today I have one courtesy of the last county I lived in, Hernando. Hernando was basically a divided county for about 35 years, with the east side of the county consisting primarily of multi-generational Floridians and the west side consisting of “Yankees”. You [...]

According to tampabays10.com, there is a conservation group in Yulee with a fairly… unique… fundraiser going on at eBay: Rhino Poop The International Rhino Federation is running the auction. Prices are up to $400 to $500 per sample, depending on variety. I have no idea how they authenticate this crap.

It’s pretty obvious from the content of this blog that I live in Jacksonville. Actually, to be specific, I live just outside of Jax, in St. Johns County near the St. Johns River. The communities in this area of the county have a long history thanks to the proximity to the river. There is Fruit [...]

Why we insist on allowing EVERYONE with penis and a uterus to breed is beyond me. It’s a shame the kids are the ones that have to suffer. I mean, really, what kind of parents get so wasted on a Saturday with their kids that they black out WHILE DRIVING HOME and can’t even remember [...]

My guess is these two will be the Belles of the Ball at the 33rd Street lock-up: Two men wearing Superman pajamas were taken into custody today after they robbed three 7-Eleven convenience stores at gunpoint, according to police. Here’s where they went wrong: An officer said he noticed the pajama-wearing men robbing the 7-Eleven [...]