I think it was him, anyway. White guy, white hair, beard. Oh yeah, Kenny shaved the beard when he got the face lift, didn’t he? Hmmm… maybe it was Papa… *** Oh yeah, I don’t give a crap what Simon said – that David Cook kicked ass on Idol tonight! None of the girls are [...]

Ok, someone left a comment on the Cooter post aboout not knowing that turtles were called “Cooters”. Obviously, some people live under rocks. You’ve never heard of the Cooter Festival in Inverness, FL? You’ve never watched The Daily Show? Really people, get your heads out of the sand.

I have to follow up to a post from earlier in the month that had a video of Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon, appropriately titled “I’m fucking Matt Damon“. Jimmy responded by saying “When you take something I love, I take something you love”. Jimmy went the risky route in his response. This had the [...]

It’s always exciting to catch a cooter on film. Those suckers can sometimes be tough to coax out into the open, but when one shows itself you can’t help but look. Let me tell you, I’ve seen some nice-looking cooters in my time, and this one ranks right up there with the best. Plus, it [...]

This can’t possibly end well.

I’m not a huge Sarah Silverman fan, and Kimmel’s best work was on The Man Show. But, this video was awesome! Lots of beeping going on, so technically I suppose it’s ok for work, but you know… Anyway, I laughed hysterically once the hook became apparent. Enjoy! Why is this on a blog about Florida? [...]

Just insert “Florida” wherever he says Australia; that’s how I feel some days. (Warning: Adult language!)

Because the local news (and some asshat blogger) will publish your name, Joseph Michael Votta, for allegedly stealing a copy of Teenage Brotha Lovers #9 (much better than Teenage Brotha Lovers #8, IMO) from a store in Spring Hill, Florida. Man, don’t you know, you’re supposed to steal other things, sell them, THEN use THAT [...]

My wife sent me this cartoon (I made the extra effort of hunting up the cartoonist’s site to give proper credit – yay me!). I posted it here because I say this exact thing way too frequently, and frankly, there are a lot of you jerk-offs that give me good reason to embrace my hate [...]