“Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog”
I don’t really have a problem with this: Naked dog walker shocked with taser
Brings back memories of this:
Stop… I’m getting all misty…
Only in FLA: Woman buckles the Busch, let’s the infant roam free in the car
Sorry, I just don’t have the energy to write about how this woman ought to be…
Police: Fla. driver’s beer was buckled up, infant was not
See, told you I don’t have the energy.
The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
So the judge ruled that Debra Lafave violated her probation, but added no punishment because it wasn’t willful or substantial.
I like it. Soloman-esque.
But the part I like most: According to the violation report, what she did is considered a “Violation of Condition 69“.
Must. not. make. sophomoric. pun…
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- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Jessica Sierra out of jail; “Celebrity Rehab” show debuts tomorrow
Jessica Sierra, former American Idol finalist, alleged star of a homemade sex tape, alleged offerer of oral sex to a police officer, alleged drug offender while allegedly pregnant, is out of jail.
Whew.
She’s back on her way to rehab, the same facility and doctor (Dr. Drew Pinsky) where she stayed as part of the new VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Because it’s important to go back and repeat the same process that failed the first time. Or, was the first all about the reality show and not so much the rehab?
Hmmmm….
So, now she’s in rehab for a year. That will give her time to stay clean while her baby (allegedly) is born, and hopefully she uses the time to move on to a new phase in her life – motherhood, health, and maturity.
Only in FLA: Why it is a bad idea to shoplift porn
Because the local news (and some asshat blogger) will publish your name, Joseph Michael Votta, for allegedly stealing a copy of Teenage Brotha Lovers #9 (much better than Teenage Brotha Lovers #8, IMO) from a store in Spring Hill, Florida.
Man, don’t you know, you’re supposed to steal other things, sell them, THEN use THAT money to buy your porn. Much less embarrassing that way, if you get caught.
Good thing shoplifting doesn’t generally result in jail time, or you’d be finding out all about Brotha Lovers.
Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
Man, I’ve got to be careful how I word these things. But, local news websites, Fox News, and TMZ are all reporting that sweet l’il Jessica is on a pregnancy diet between bars. Daddy is supposed to be a rapper.
I half expected it to be a cop. But, I guess you can’t get preggers from oral sex, despite what I might be telling my own girls in a couple years.
(Be sure to look for my upcoming book, “Sex Misinformation: How to Scare and Guilt Your Children Into Chastity”. Y’all.)
So, let’s see what this little one gets to look forward to in about 10 years when his/her Mom is chain-smoking Marlboros on the porch of her double-wide on Nebraska Avenue, assuming he/she manages to get online at the library or someplace that won’t filter news about his/her Mom:
- Multiple drug and alcohol arrests
- Mom offering to blow a cop to get out of jail
- Mom’s sex tape
- Mom preg-o in jail
Did I miss anything?
Oh yeah, she managed to make it to the American Idol finals. Nice. She peaked at 20 years of age.
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- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
I’m scratching my head over all of this.
Let me start by saying that if you’re a teacher and you have sex with your 14 year old student, you should go to jail, and your time there should be VERY unpleasant.
So, a couple days ago, while Debra Lafave was getting a ton of (unwanted) attention for breaking the terms of her house arrest and probation for having sex with a 14 year old male student, another female Hillsborough County teacher was sentenced to 3 years in prison for having sex with a 14 year old female student.
Huh?
Let’s face it, everyone was saying at the time that if any male teacher did what Debra Lafave did, he’d be in prison. Now Jaymee Wallace gets arrested for the same crime, with her now 20 year old victim asking for leniency on her behalf, and she goes to prison.
And Debra Lafave walked free? Is it because she’s attractive? Is it because her victim was male? Is it because she supposedly has manic-depressive disorder? Would this make a difference if a male teacher had sex with a female student?
I’ll go out on a limb and say no to that last question. He’d be in jail.
You can read the original report from when Jaymee Wallace was arrested at Smoking Gun. If the report is accurate, and apparently the court and Jaymee Wallace say it is, she deserves jail. Man, there was a lot of lesbian sex going on at Wharton High School.
They didn’t do that back when I went to school.
Um, yeah…
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- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
Word is that Debra Lafave was arrested again. If you don’t recall, she was the teacher in Tampa that had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 14 yr old student.
One time, in an SUV that his 15 yr old cousin drove.
So, she received house arrest and probation, no more teaching, no more contact with anyone under 18. Hey, if it was guy having sex with a 14 yr old girl rather than an insanely (literally) hot young blond woman, he’d have done a little time in a cell with a guy that dressed him up like a kewpie doll.
But whatever. Double-standards abound for a reason, I suppose.
So, she gets arrested again. Oh my! What did she do? Fondle a football player? Kick-it with a cross-country runner? I know, she was digging on a dodgeballer, right?
Nope. She talked to a 17 yr old female coworker about sex.
If that’s an arrestable offense and I’m her, I cut my tongue out. How is anyone supposed to go through life without talking to a coworker?
Of course, I suppose one could argue that she shouldn’t have taken a job where minors might also be employed. I’m just saying.
Update:
Debra Lafave’s probation officer’s case notes can be downloaded here. One excerpt makes me wonder:
What’s redacted? The only time I would expect to see a redaction would be in cases where a minor would be identified, or a privacy issue related to a medical condition.
Hmmmm…
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- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog.
Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point:
Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down in Ybor City in the early morning hours. Bouncers had to get police to get her off the property, but unlike you and me she decided to resist. Reading the arrest report (available here or here), she throws up in the back of the squad car, then offers “to suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail”, then uses the “N” word a couple times on the ride to jail.
Attagirl, way to win friends and influence people.
Just a tip ladies: When offering to give a member of law enforcement the oral magic, it’s best to do so BEFORE vomiting.
More "Hot Women in Jail" Posts
- Oh, this is just too funny: Fallen Idol
- Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release
- Debra Lafave arrested again; does not offer oral sex to cop in exchange for release
- Did Tampa teacher get sentenced to prison for sex with student because she’s a lesbian?
- That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.
- Coming Soon: American Idol – The MILF Edition (or, “Is Jessica Sierra pregnant?”)
- The Debra Lafave violation report is a punny thing
Artemis Pyle: Not a Freeebird
Thomas Delmer Pyle, aka Gomer Artemis Pyle of Lynyrd Skynyrd fame was arrested last week for failing to register properly as a sex offender. He was convicted almost 15 years ago for attempted capital sexual battery by an adult on a victim younger than 12 and principal to lewd and lascivious on a child younger than 16.
The address on his driver’s license didn’t match the address where he resides. Someone else owns and leases the property at the address on his driver’s license. Ok, whatever, just go take care of it, right? In fact, he was given 48 hrs to do so.
If it’s me, it gets handled on my way home from the jail.
Artemis was re-arrested Tuesday because he didn’t get his addresses straight in the 48 hrs he’d been given.
Dude, I know you don’t want anyone to ask you no questions, but they gave you 3 steps – did you get held up at the door?
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