I don’t really have a problem with this: Naked dog walker shocked with taser Brings back memories of this: Stop… I’m getting all misty…

Sorry, I just don’t have the energy to write about how this woman ought to be… Police: Fla. driver’s beer was buckled up, infant was not See, told you I don’t have the energy.

So the judge ruled that Debra Lafave violated her probation, but added no punishment because it wasn’t willful or substantial. I like it. Soloman-esque. But the part I like most: According to the violation report, what she did is considered a “Violation of Condition 69“. Must. not. make. sophomoric. pun…

Jessica Sierra, former American Idol finalist, alleged star of a homemade sex tape, alleged offerer of oral sex to a police officer, alleged drug offender while allegedly pregnant, is out of jail. Whew. She’s back on her way to rehab, the same facility and doctor (Dr. Drew Pinsky) where she stayed as part of the [...]

Because the local news (and some asshat blogger) will publish your name, Joseph Michael Votta, for allegedly stealing a copy of Teenage Brotha Lovers #9 (much better than Teenage Brotha Lovers #8, IMO) from a store in Spring Hill, Florida. Man, don’t you know, you’re supposed to steal other things, sell them, THEN use THAT [...]

Man, I’ve got to be careful how I word these things. But, local news websites, Fox News, and TMZ are all reporting that sweet l’il Jessica is on a pregnancy diet between bars. Daddy is supposed to be a rapper. I half expected it to be a cop. But, I guess you can’t get preggers [...]

I’m scratching my head over all of this. Let me start by saying that if you’re a teacher and you have sex with your 14 year old student, you should go to jail, and your time there should be VERY unpleasant. So, a couple days ago, while Debra Lafave was getting a ton of (unwanted) [...]

Word is that Debra Lafave was arrested again. If you don’t recall, she was the teacher in Tampa that had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 14 yr old student. One time, in an SUV that his 15 yr old cousin drove. So, she received house arrest and probation, no more teaching, no more contact [...]

It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog. Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point: Jessica Sierra Arrested Again Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down [...]

Thomas Delmer Pyle, aka Gomer Artemis Pyle of Lynyrd Skynyrd fame was arrested last week for failing to register properly as a sex offender. He was convicted almost 15 years ago for attempted capital sexual battery by an adult on a victim younger than 12 and principal to lewd and lascivious on a child younger [...]