Why do I love Florida, Jacksonville, the Jaguars? I don’t know, what could it be… Note the case of Michelog Ultra (only low-carb for these ladies!) on the ground behind them, where they thought it would be hidden. God, I miss Jacksonville…

Since I’ve been consumed trying to turn my brothers into blog-stars and basically ignoring everything else, I figured I might take the lazy way out highlight some great posts by my increasingly-blogified family: Da’ Wife: The awesomest chocolate pie recipe ever. Girls just wanna be pop-stars. Da’ Kid: Mustang Poem Da’ Bruddas: Utah vs. Michigan: [...]

My 9-year old is teaching herself to use GIMP, and created this little animated gif for this blog on her desktop. Can you say proud daddy?

Here’s a question for you: Which comes first, the hurricane or Jim Cantore? Hmmm….. I mean, Cantore gets there before the hurricane…. but the hurricane is already going there… If I was the governor of Florida, I’d stop that bastard at the Florida-Georgia border. Friggin’ hurricane magnet, if you ask me…

Ok, I’ll admit it: I’m not any great environmentalist. My attitude is mostly apathy, mostly along the lines of ‘once it’s broke, why bother to fix it?’. Such a fatalist. Sigh. But you know, the Withlacoochee River isn’t broke; it’s beautiful. I’ve canoed the river in Hernando County many times. Been there when it was [...]

My 9-year old is scaring me. Not only is she teaching herself to use GIMP and creating 3-D animated movies, she’s starting to check out my blogs. Which means she could very well find her way to a nearly dormant blog with completely inappropriate content. Today, she saw the license-plate in the sidebar and popped [...]

Yeah, yeah, I know you don’t want to know about Alabama. Tough. I’m in exile up here, dammit, so until someone figures out how to get me and mine back to good ole F-L-A, you gets what you gets. So, in no particular order, here are the things we’ve done personally: U.S. Space and Rocket [...]