Jun

14

My wishes

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Ok, sorry for this dark post on a Saturday, but my wife is making me put it in writing because she thinks people might not agree if she does what I want. I’m not normally bothered by celebrity deaths, but Tim Russert’s is really hitting me hard for some reason. Making me think of my own mortality. So, here’s what I want everyone to know if I die while you’re still alive. I want 3 things:

1. An Irish wake. No tears, please. It’s not about you, it’s about me. My mother is the only person that ever cried for me while I was alive, so don’t bother crying for when I’m dead.

2. I want to be cremated. I hate the idea of worms and maggots and roaches crawling through my nether regions.

3. I want my ashes spread at Pine Island at sunset, right as Sol touches the horizon. There’s a couple Pine Islands in Florida so to clarify: Hernando County’s Pine Island. Grill a couple burgers and franks while you’re waiting. No practical jokes with the charcoal ashes, please. The wind blows in from the water as the sun goes down, so anyone who goes with Stacey and the girls should stand off to the side or you’ll be carrying a little bit of me with you until your next shower. You don’t want this to happen:

Jun

9

How cool is this?

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My wife has a great post up today:

Keep the new babies on the porch

Can’t wait to read about Peeper, Tiny, and Chi Chi.

Jun

8

Dr. Jack Mehoff at Hernando High School in Brooksville, FL

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I see this year’s graduates at my Alma Mater are doing their level-best to keep parents on their toes.

Dr. Jack Mehoff on Sex Education

Now, off to watch Varsity Blues. The strip club scene just came on. Hot for teacher, ya know.