In less than 24 hours I will be leaving FLA for the arctic north that is Huntsville, AL.

Everything north of the Florida state line is “up north” to me.

So, I’ll be missing and not missing a bunch of things. Of course, friends and family top that list, Florida bloggers included. The coolest thing is meeting truly talented people with a lot of the same interests, like sweet asses and nice racks.

Anyway, here’s a list of some other things I’m going to miss about Florida:

• Disney and the Orlando theme parks are a $300 day trip rather than a $2,000 vacation.
• Watching the sun set over the Gulf of Mexico from Pine Island.
• The coolest town on the east coast, St. Augustine.
• The coolest island in Florida, Amelia Island.

Here’s a list of things I won’t miss:

• South Florida. Really people, y’all should quit calling yourselves Floridians. ‘cept for Key West, the awesomest place I’ve ever been. You guys are ok.
• Planning and zoning commissions more interested in maximizing property tax revenues today rather than smart planning for things like water, roads, and schools.
• A governor with orange skin. WTF?
• All of the canadians down for winter vacations. Effin’ canadians. They’ll drive 2000 miles just to get a decent steak.

So yeah, I’ve got mixed feelings.