Jesus doesn’t know

March 4, 2008 by Tim
Filed under: Family 

Last week, my 6-year old was being evil in church. Finally, I had enough and took her out of there (yes, I know she got what she wanted but it got to the point where she was physically injuring people next to her). The punishment was appropriate, and I also asked her to write a letter of apology to Jesus. Instead, she wrote it to God.

I’m saving it to frame when she gets older.

The translation, for those of you that can’t read kindergarten spelling and grammar:

Sorry I was bad so I’m sending this note.

Love Emily __________

xoooo

PS: Don’t tell Jesus, he doesn’t know

“Sorry I was bad so I'm sending this note. Love Emily _________ xoooo PS: Don't tell Jesus, he doesn't know“

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Comments

13 Comments on Jesus doesn’t know

  1. Hizzoner on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 12:27 pm

    2. When she dies, she will go to hell. Disrupting church is not excusable and can only be punished through burning in the lake of fire.

  2. Mr. Fabulous on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 1:29 pm

    3. He’ll know when I see him. I am a squealer.

  3. LOLz on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 1:36 pm

    4. doesnt it say “love emily _____ + O God”

    ?

    and also is hizzoner being serious!?
    lolzz :D

  4. Tim on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 1:39 pm

    5. I hope so, but I know how to track IP addresses so I might have to do a little investigation. :-)

  5. brian on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 4:42 pm

    6. hey hazzoner if you knew anything about the christian faith you would know that God is loving and forgiving and thats what repenting for our sins is for an its just a child so let it go an stop bein a moron an stop tryin 2 sound smart btw this is hilarious = )

  6. Tim on Tue, 4th Mar 2008 7:50 pm

    7. Thanks Brian :-)

  7. Tim on Wed, 5th Mar 2008 5:57 am

    8. NOTICE:

    I left hazzoner’s comment because I’m pretty sure he was joking and I have a good sense of humor. But cruel name-calling, especially towards a 6 year old girl, is uncalled for and will be dealt with accordingly.

    PS: This isn’t my first rodeo. I know how to track my visitors. Don’t leave a comment you’d be embarrassed to have your mother read – because she just might get the opportunity.

  8. Bradley - Smokers on Thu, 6th Mar 2008 3:37 pm

    9. That is classic. I love how kids are so free and innocent in their thinking. It gives us great little quips like that. Thanks.

    Cheers.

  9. Connie on Sat, 8th Mar 2008 1:30 am

    10. I love kids especially ones that cause disruptions in church, i.e. my daughter :)

  10. shauna on Wed, 23rd Apr 2008 10:39 pm

    11. That was so cute. love the original note. and i wonder if hizzoner ever act like that in a church when he was a child and would he remember if he did ..

  11. stacey on Wed, 17th Dec 2008 4:51 pm

    12. It says Love Emily _______________ To God.

  12. Annie on Mon, 3rd Aug 2009 3:59 pm

    13. At the end it says Love Emily, To God, not xoooo.

  13. John removal on Tue, 17th Nov 2009 10:56 am

    14. This is a classic. I have a two year old son and could so see him doing something similiar in the future. I love to keep all of his things!! Thanks for sharing!

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