7 Reasons Florida is Better Than Texas
Robert at middlezonemusings.com left a comment on my post regarding why Florida is superior to North Carolina, about why Texas is better than both places. I promised myself that Texas would be addressed very quickly, so here it is:
7 Reasons Florida is Better Than Texas
- NASA Headquarters is in Houston, TX. NASA launches rockets at Cape Canaveral, FL. When people go to a shuttle launch, they go to Florida because that is where the action is.
- Illegal immigrants in TX cross the Rio Grande. Illegal immigrants in FL cross the Florida Straits. Florida’s illegals are tougher.
- Floridians do not feel the need to brag about size. After all, we live in the only state in the US shaped like a phallus.
- Texas: Two NFL teams, in Houston and Dallas. Florida: Three NFL teams, if you count the Dolphins (weak, I know).
- Top industry in Florida: Tourism, because everyone wants to be here. Top industry in TX: T-shirts bragging about size.
- People may move to Florida to die, but I once made the mistake of visiting Austin in June and thought I was dead and consigned to the fiery depths of hell.
- Prediction: David Garrard of the Jacksonville Jaguars will outperform Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs. Romo = Choke-o
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Tue, 16th Sep 2008 1:08 pm
Your heated pool in Florida is good year round and you don’t have to worry about sand storms.
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