My wife sent me this cartoon (I made the extra effort of hunting up the cartoonist’s site to give proper credit – yay me!). I posted it here because I say this exact thing way too frequently, and frankly, there are a lot of you jerk-offs that give me good reason to embrace my hate and use it to keep me warm at night. This was going to be my New Years Resolutions post, but when I saw this cartoon I decided to go in a different direction:

7 Reasons I Hate You

1. You don’t use your turn signal.
2. You make sure, within five minutes of meeting me, that I know how much money you made last year.
3. You question my intelligence based on my politics or religion.
4. You ask me a question, then answer it yourself and move the conversation to another subject without waiting for MY answer.
5. You hate for dumb reasons like skin color instead of important reasons, like that turn signal thing (I HATE that!).
6. You’re my age but you’re still swapping spit in public – kiss him/her and move on, quit showing me your tongues.
7. You lied to me, once.

But mostly it’s the turn signal.