Dec
12
Navel-gazing and thinking about Hannah Montana
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I admitted a few weeks ago that I like Hannah Montana.
Florida Sun Dog-say-what?
Perhaps I should clarify: I like the Hannah Montana TV show. You pervs can just get your sick minds out of the gutter.
So, I was watching the latest episode of Hannah over the weekend with some great guest performances turned in by Vicki Lawrence and Dolly Parton. Ok, Vicki did a great job. They really seemed to limit Dolly’s over-the-top antics since this is a kid’s show (ahem) and all. Can’t really make a bunch of overt boob jokes on Disney, you know?
But, I have to say that Dolly still looks great. Not just for her age - for any age. Now that she’s admitted to getting to a certain age, I guess I’d have to describe her as a GILF. Sweet Niblets…
Man, this show has been getting some great guest stars lately. In addition to Dolly and Vicki, Brooke Shields, Heather Locklear, and The Rock have all guest appeared.
Anyway, a few questions crossed my mind while watching this episode:
1. How long before Jackson and Lilly hook up?
2. Why do Rico and Oliver have the exact same hair?
3. Why does Billy Ray try to make himself look like Keith Urban?
4. How long before Miley realizes the Hannah-hair looks better than the natural stuff?
5. Is it just me, or is that kid playing Jackson the most talented performer on the show?
6. Where the hell did Roxy go? Roxy like a puma…
Man, I really need to get a life…
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Don’t worry man. We won’t tell people.
And I agree, Cyrus looks like Keith Urban.
-daniel
Thank you, sir. I suppose I have 11 more steps left now…
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