The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post

December 9, 2007 by Tim
Filed under: Football 

tebow and not his girlfriendIt is obligatory these days when writing about Tim Tebow that one include a photo of him with his Heisman Trophy wife.

I admit it. I am one jealous, fat, middle-aged man.

So, anyway, congratulations to Tim Tebow of THE University of Florida. For a sophmore on a 3-loss team to win the Heisman, it’s a testament to him that the Heisman voters perceive him to be the best player in college football. Well done, Gator Nation is proud of you, don’t show up against Michigan fat and slow like Troy Smith did in the National Championship game last year.

And, stay away from the girls that have received more than their share of God’s blessings. They’re bad for the legs. Makes ‘em weak.

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Comments

9 Comments on The obligatory Tebow girlfriend (not) post

  1. Mr. Fabulous on Mon, 10th Dec 2007 12:57 pm
  2. That is his girlfriend?

    Hummina hummina hummina…

  3. Tim on Mon, 10th Dec 2007 1:49 pm
  4. According to reports, no. Just an internet rumor. Which is why I included the (not) in the title.

    How do those rumors get started? ;-)

  5. Andy on Tue, 11th Dec 2007 2:08 am
  6. Im even more jealous than you. She is simply fantastic, what a find.

  7. Cheryl on Tue, 11th Dec 2007 4:50 pm
  8. THOSE are so not real…..!

  9. Tim on Tue, 11th Dec 2007 9:04 pm
  10. Like I care…

  11. scott on Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 10:24 pm
  12. the way go Tebow she is hot looking lady you got and good luck with both of you too.

  13. perryhunting1@yahoo.com on Fri, 16th Jan 2009 1:16 pm
  14. umm…that girl is so hot.
    I look up to him..

  15. God on Sat, 28th Mar 2009 2:27 am
  16. Ah Man, This is what faith gets and just ask God and he will grant you with girls with big apples. Tim’s true calling in life. His faith is just for show and TV.

  17. John removal on Tue, 17th Nov 2009 10:52 am
  18. ya im sure he can be caught with a photo of a new trophy whenever he wants!! lol

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