It is obligatory these days when writing about Tim Tebow that one include a photo of him with his Heisman Trophy wife.

I admit it. I am one jealous, fat, middle-aged man.

So, anyway, congratulations to Tim Tebow of THE University of Florida. For a sophmore on a 3-loss team to win the Heisman, it’s a testament to him that the Heisman voters perceive him to be the best player in college football. Well done, Gator Nation is proud of you, don’t show up against Michigan fat and slow like Troy Smith did in the National Championship game last year.

And, stay away from the girls that have received more than their share of God’s blessings. They’re bad for the legs. Makes ‘em weak.