That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.

December 7, 2007 by Tim
Filed under: Humor 

jessica sierra sex tape

Can we really say we were surprised?

After all, isn’t the release of a sex tape part of the standard Hollywood roadmap to success?

  1. Get kind of known for something… anything.
  2. Get arrested.
  3. Go to rehab.
  4. Keep getting arrested.
  5. Release your sex tape.
  6. Superstar!

Yes, Jessica Sierra, world-renowned theme park singer, has a sex tape. Allegedly. It’’s going to be released at the beginning of the upcoming Idol season. Allegedly.

Hey, I can enjoy a good sex tape with the best of ‘em, but I can honestly say that I have zero desire to see this one. Something about that post-coital cigarette-in-bath scene is turning me off. Well, that and the mug shot from a couple days ago.

jessica sierra mugshot

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2 Comments on That nice girl from American Idol, Jessica Sierra, has a sex tape. Allegedly.

    [...] Sierra, former American Idol finalist, alleged star of a homemade sex tape, alleged offerer of oral sex to a police officer, alleged drug offender while allegedly pregnant, [...]

  1. gab on Tue, 19th Aug 2008 6:59 pm
  2. can we have it?

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