Can we really say we were surprised?

After all, isn’t the release of a sex tape part of the standard Hollywood roadmap to success?

1. Get kind of known for something… anything.
2. Get arrested.
3. Go to rehab.
4. Keep getting arrested.
5. Release your sex tape.
6. Superstar!

Yes, Jessica Sierra, world-renowned theme park singer, has a sex tape. Allegedly. It”s going to be released at the beginning of the upcoming Idol season. Allegedly.

Hey, I can enjoy a good sex tape with the best of ‘em, but I can honestly say that I have zero desire to see this one. Something about that post-coital cigarette-in-bath scene is turning me off. Well, that and the mug shot from a couple days ago.