Man, this might be tough because I really like NC and have gone there on vacation my whole life.

But, I also love a challenge, especially when I get to show why Florida is the Alpha-State and every other state is our bitch.

Without further ado, 7 Reasons Florida is Better Than North Carolina

1. North Carolina shares the Great Smoky Mountain National Forest with Tennesse. Florida has the Everglades all to itself.
2. The major agricultural crop in Florida is Citrus. In NC, it’s tobacco.
3. Florida was the third state to secede from the Union; NC was last. NC is indecisive.
4. St. Augustine was established in 1565 and exists today. The lost colony at Roanoke Island was wiped from existence.
5. Major League baseball teams in Florida: 2. Major League baseball teams in NC: 0
6. Floridians dining in restaurants get to taste their food; North Carolinians dining in restaurants get to taste ciggies.
7. Man first took to the air at Kill Devil Hills. Man first took to outer space at Cape Canaveral.

Ahem. Talk amongst yourselves.