It’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog.

Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point:

Jessica Sierra Arrested Again

Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down in Ybor City in the early morning hours. Bouncers had to get police to get her off the property, but unlike you and me she decided to resist. Reading the arrest report (available here or here), she throws up in the back of the squad car, then offers “to suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail”, then uses the “N” word a couple times on the ride to jail.

Attagirl, way to win friends and influence people.

Just a tip ladies: When offering to give a member of law enforcement the oral magic, it’s best to do so BEFORE vomiting.