Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release

December 3, 2007 by Tim
Filed under: Florida Crime 

jessica sierra mugshotIt’s days like this that I thank god I have a blog.

Alcoholism and drug abuse aren’t funny. These conditions make you say and do really stupid things. Case in point:

Jessica Sierra Arrested Again

Seems sweet l’il Jessica, fresh out of rehab for her last alcohol and drug arrest, was off the wagon down in Ybor City in the early morning hours. Bouncers had to get police to get her off the property, but unlike you and me she decided to resist. Reading the arrest report (available here or here), she throws up in the back of the squad car, then offers “to suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail”, then uses the “N” word a couple times on the ride to jail.

Attagirl, way to win friends and influence people.

Just a tip ladies: When offering to give a member of law enforcement the oral magic, it’s best to do so BEFORE vomiting.

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Comments

4 Comments on Jessica Sierra offers cop oral sex in exchange for release

  1. Bill on Tue, 4th Dec 2007 6:44 pm
  2. Can anyone remember the movie this line came from?

    “Nice girl, nice family… she’s a whore!”

  3. Tim on Tue, 4th Dec 2007 6:47 pm
  4. Um… I don’t know, and I don’t think I’m going to google for it. I think we all know what kind of results google will give us with the word “whore” in the query.

    By the way, don’t use the word “whore” in my comments.

    Wait a minute…

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  5. Is Jessica Sierra pregnant? on Fri, 21st Dec 2007 4:34 pm
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