Nov
17
So, I had my Georgia post nearly done, so I’m posting it before I post my NC post - sue me!
Anyhoo, the Florida-Georgia rivalry extends well beyond the football field, and despite the classless display by those dastardly Bulldogs in Jacksonville, whupping up on our beloved Gators then rubbing it in their faces like that, it’s pretty well-established that Florida is better than Georgia.
For instance:
- Oranges taste better than peaches.
- Georgia - Six Flags; Florida - Disney, Epcot, Universal, etc.
- Georgia was settled as a penal colony. Therefore, all Georgians are criminals.
- Georgia sucks. How do you think Florida stays attached to the mainland.
- Parts of Florida have been ruled under 7 flags. Parts of Georgia have been ruled under 6 flags. Therefore, Florida is more desirable.
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy florida woman” you get this:
- When you go to flickr.com and type in the search “sexy Georgia woman” you get this:
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Sure…maybe if you spell Georgia “georiga” in the search bar ¬_¬
Oops! My bad
You forgot to mention Atlanta.
Of course, you could counter that with Miami, but to be perfectly fair, Miami does have hundreds of miles of nothing separating it from the rest of the US. So you see, Florida is keeping everyone safe from Miami.
You’re just salty the Dawgs beat down your “Beloved Gators”.
GO DAWGS!
I don’t deny that.