7 Reasons Florida is Better Than New Hampshire

November 12, 2007 by Tim
Filed under: Florida is Great 

So, I’m thinking of starting a series of posts about why Florida is the best place in all of America. Today, I’ll start with a plce I know well from having spent a couple of formative years living there, New Hampshire. Without further ado, 7 Reasons Why Florida is Better Than New Hampshire:

  1. In Florida, if winter falls on a weekend, we have a festival. In NH, if summer falls on a weekend, they have a picnic.
  2. Floridians can swim comfortably year-round thanks to our swimming pools, beaches, and natural springs.
  3. If you don’t like the weather in Florida, wait 15 minutes and it will change. If you don’t like the weather in NH, wait 15 days.
  4. It is sufficient to say something is “Awesome” in Florida. We do not require “Wicked” to describe how awesome something is.
  5. Floridians don’t have to buy their booze from the state.
  6. Floridians have Key West (and Miami, and Ft. Lauderdale, and Palm Beach, and Clearwater, and Tampa, and St. Petersburg, and Jacksonville, and you get the picture). NH has Mt. Washington, home to the worst weather in the continental US.
  7. Today’s temperature in Jacksonville, FL: 74 degrees. Today’s temperature in Derry, NH: 45 degrees.
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3 Comments on 7 Reasons Florida is Better Than New Hampshire

  1. Bryan on Mon, 7th Jan 2008 4:21 pm

    2. #1 Doesn’t ever happen.
    #2 It is nice to see southerners running out of the water in Sept/Oct when we are at the two hour mark in the water.
    #3 Wait 15 minutes for the weather to change was made for New England, so I don’t see your point.
    #4 We love saying wicked, and say it more when we are around people who find it weird.
    #5 We GET to buy our booze from the state, the grocery store, etc. CHEAP.
    #6 Mt. Washington has the worst weather in the world to be exact..something we are proud of.
    #7 Can’t argue that

    Extra Credit:
    - Florida gets to watch the Sox preseason. We get World Series games just a short drive away.
    - Skiing, Snowboarding
    - We pick the president, and understand the ballots just fine.

    Annnnnnnnnnd more.

  2. Tim on Mon, 7th Jan 2008 4:47 pm

    3. LOL!

    Nicely done. ;-)

  3. florida pools on Tue, 16th Sep 2008 1:10 pm

    4. 1. Your Pool never closes.
    2. In NH the sun never shows up
    3. If the off chance occurs that it does, its’ up for about an hour.

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