I almost titled this an “Only in FLA” post, but who are we kidding? These monsters are everywhere, unfortunately. Allegedly.

This hideous ogre (allegedly) adopted 9 kids out of NY’s foster system under 5 different aliases to get the payments, moved them to Florida, then kept them chained up and starved as though they were feral animals that needed to be contained. Allegedly. Actually, you’d feed an animal, wouldn’t you?

I would offer up a few suggestions as to how justice might be best served for this fiend, but someone might actually do it and I’d get prosecuted under some arcane law about inciting vigilante justice. Or a reasonable facsimile.

I try to stay away from subjects that could lead to heated political debate, but if there were ever a non-homicide case where the death penalty ought to be applied, this is it. These 9 PEOPLE will never recover from this torture.