It made the news in Miami when a cow got loose and started running through the streets. Some idiot security guard got in it’s way and it charged.

Duh.

Used to happen all the time in Brooksville. I lived in a neighborhood that bordered a large ranch just north of town, and a black bull would just show up in our front yard and start eating the grass.

Hey, I wasn’t complaining. Less grass to mow.

Eventually, the folks at the ranch would drop by and chase him back. No big deal. You don’t bother them, they don’t run terrified through the streets charging random folk.